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I literally said "oh my god its beautiful" at the display of illuminated rocker switches.
Do people know this is the husband of the prime minister of New Zealand
And who is the guy burying him in the sand
The prime Minister of new zealand can't you read
Btw when someone says "don't talk to me like that, I don't know you" the normal thing to do is apologize for the perceived overfamiliarity and correct the behavior. Just in case anyone was wondering
Insane to me that this is actually controversial. I'm silencing notes on this one bc I don't want to see them anymore
Management: can you have your team [fix management's mistakes] for me?
Me: sure
Management, five minutes later: can you have your team do this and this and this and that for me?
Me: I literally don't have enough people for that nor enough time
Management: ok
Management:
Management, minutes later: why isn't everything done
Me: we don't have enough people on our shift
Management: yes you do
Me: everyone is working on a project and there are still more things you want done
Management: then they need to work faster and harder; you don't need more people you need better people
Me: :/
The whole team: :/
Other departments: :/
Customers: yikes
Management: you are all replaceable :D
Management: why is everyone leaving?
Literally our entire night shift quit and they can't figure out why











